Hexing Banks (part two)

Not only was I pissed of with previous bank activity. Now they have lost my new bank card on me.
I was so angry I went and got a candle, etched the Abbey national and Santander symbol into it. Above these I drew a turd so that as the candle melted the turd melted and ran all over their logos, there by hexing them with the return of the shitty luck they have recently directed at me.